Bliss: You wouldn’t believe how many people have asked where the Bliss Orsi Board Bets have gone.
Matt: None. Zero people. That’s how many have asked about the Bliss Orsi Board Bets.
Chippy: I believe that. I haven’t been involved. You two haven’t done this for a few years. No one said anything.
Bliss: Hey!
Matt: We didn’t even do a results column the last time. How do people know what happened?
Chippy: THAT I’m sure they don’t care about.
Matt: They do already know we don’t get things right.
Bliss: I probably won’t even post this for a like a week after we complete the picks. Doctoral program and all.
Chippy: Oh good, time for you to cheat and change predictions after you see a few games.
Bliss: That’s a lot of effort. I’m leaving my Seattle pick for division and manager of the year. I don’t care they are 2-8 right now. I believe in Robinson.
Matt: So let’s review this at the end of the season and then not post the results or reference it for a few years?
Chippy: Seems about right, I like that plan.
Bliss: Got it.
Divisions
AL East:
Bliss - Red Sox
Chippy - Red Sox
Matt - Red Sox
AL Central:
Bliss - Indians
Chippy - Indians
Matt - Indians
AL West:
Bliss - Mariners
Chippy - Astros
Matt - Astros
NL East:
Bliss - Nats
Chippy - Mets, the pitching has to be healthy for one full season eventually, right?
Matt - Nationals
NL Central:
Bliss - Cubs
Chippy - Cubs
Matt - Cubs
NL West:
Bliss - Dodgers
Chippy - Giants
Matt - Dodgers
AL Wild Cards:
Bliss - Astros, Blue Jays
Chippy - Orioles, Rangers
Matt - Rangers, Blue Jays
NL Wild Cards:
Bliss - Cardinals, Giants
Chippy - Cardinals, Dodgers
Matt - Cardinals, Mets
ALCS:
Bliss - Indians over Mariners
Chippy - Red Sox over Indians
Matt - Indians over Red Sox - my heart hurts but so does Price’s elbow
NLCS:
Bliss - Cubs over Dodgers
Chippy - Dodgers over Cardinals
Matt - Dodgers over Cubs
World Series:
Bliss - Cubs over Indians
Chippy - ^ you know we just watched that, right? Red Sox over Dodgers
Matt - Dodgers over Indians
Leaders:
Home Runs:
Bliss - We still count these? Kris Bryant
Chippy - Arenado
Matt - Arenado - say it with me - COORS
Steals:
Bliss - Villar - It says he had 62 last year. That’s good, right?
Chippy - Hamilton
Matt - DeShields - I know this is gonna be wrong but man it’s gonna be fun to watch
RBIs:
Bliss - We still count THESE? Kris Bryant
Chippy - Arenado, gotta love that Rocky Mountain High
Matt - Bryant
Average:
Bliss - Trout - Almost went with Votto, but that lineup scares me even more than the Angels.
Chippy - Altuve
Matt - Machado
OPS:
Bliss - Trout
Chippy - ^
Matt - … sigh, he is that good
Wins:
Bliss - Sale
Chippy - Scherzer
Matt - Sale
Strikeouts:
Bliss - Kershaw
Chippy - Scherzer
Matt - Syndergaard
Winners:
AL Cy Young:
Bliss - Sale
Chippy - Kluber
Matt - Darvish
NL Cy Young:
Bliss - Madison Bumgarner (Look up his age. Go, look it up).
Chippy - Jon Lester
Matt - Bumgarner as well
AL MVP:
Bliss - Trout - Just should be Trout until further notice.
Chippy - ^ for the next 10-12 years at least
Matt - … yawn… Trout
NL MVP:
Bliss - Kris Bryant
Chippy - ^
Matt - Bryce Aron Max Harper * if he’s healthy - full name
AL ROY:
Bliss - Should we even do these? I mean….
NL ROY:
Bliss - Because we are probably going to all pick the same two guys.
AL Manager of the Year:
Bliss - Servais, SEA
Chippy - Hinch, HOU
Matt - Showalter, BAL
NL Manager of the Year:
Bliss - Maddon, CHI
Chippy - Roberts, LAD
Matt - Lovullo, ARI
Random Bets:
Worst Team in AL East:
Bliss - The Rays. Ugh, that hurts
Chippy - ^ Time to find a new devil to exorcise
Matt - Rays
Worst Team in the AL:
Bliss - Twins
Chippy - ^ Breaking 60 wins might not happen
Matt - White Sox - when Quintana goes, this gets BAD
Worst Team in the NL:
Bliss - Reds - I am so sorry Joey Votto. You deserve better.
Chippy - Padres
Matt - Reds - they still can’t pitch
How many no hitters this year?:
Bliss - 4
Chippy - 2
Matt - 1
Harper MVP position under over 3.5:
Bliss - Over
Chippy - Over
Matt - Under
Sanchez (NYY) HRs under over 27.5:
Bliss - Under
Chippy - Over
Matt - Under
David Price starts under over 20.5:
Bliss - Under
Chippy - Over
Matt - Under - one does not simply see the Dr. of Death and live to tell the tale
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