Showing posts with label Seahawks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seahawks. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2015

NFL 2014 Week 21 Predictions: Super Bowl Sunday

Week 21 Predictions: Superbowl Sunday
Pats -2 over the Seahawks, 24-20
-I had the Saints over the Patriots in the Preseason. Essentially what the Packers actually were this year is what the Saints were in my head in August. If the Packers were here in the Superbowl, I’d be taking them. They proved they could beat the Patriots, and with two weeks for Rodgers’ leg to heal, I think they would have done it again. However, this matchup ended up being totally different from the outline I had in my head. But first, before anything, I want to return here:


I wrote that almost two years ago, my favorite piece ever. It was a comparison piece on the Spurs and Patriots (defensive years turned to offense, Duncan and Brady, Pop and Belichick, new X Factors in Kawhi and Gronk). At the end, I set the over under at 2.5 Spurs/Pats titles from that point forward. Well, I am going to cheat and give the Spurs 1.5 titles over the last 2 years (that one Ray Allen 3….ughhhhh). The Pats can make me prophetic right here and now by giving me the 2.5 titles since I wrote that.

Let’s clear Deflategate , shall we? I don’t have any idea how this will affect them. Let’s examine two “Patriots are facing off field controversy and media scrutiny” results:

In 2007, early in the season the Pats were punished as a part of the Spygate incident. They would lose public face, a draft pick, and a decent chunk of money. Of course, they ran off a 16-0 record while putting up 38-38-38-34-34-48-49-52 points in the next 8 weeks following the punishment. I think they responded just fine to that incident in the short term in terms of game performance. The long term was of course, they lost the Super Bowl and then Tom Brady for a year due to a knee injury.

In 2003, the Pats released beloved Safety Lawyer Milloy a few days before the season started in a strange move that seemed to relate to money. He jumped directly to the Bills, the Pats’ week 1 opponent, who then beat the Pats on opening day 31-0. The distraction actually hurt in the short term for game performance. Of course, the Pats then went 17-1 the rest of the season and won the Super Bowl.

So, I have no idea. Anyone who tells you that the team will wither under the scrutiny and not show up Sunday is confused. Anyone who tells you it will galvanize the team and result in a blowout of Seattle is also confused. We don’t know, and it is more likely it will have little effect on the game. As many have pointed out, despite popular opinion, momentum does not exist. It is an idea we manufacture to tell our stories and is retrospective. These players already have emotion and investment in the game. It is the Super Bowl.

So, let’s actually look at the matchup. Football Outsiders has this as pretty much a toss-up, which is fairly stunning. It isn’t that I don’t believe in toss-ups, especially on a neutral field, but it is fairly rare in the Super Bowl. The game last year as you will remember,


was one in which I predicted a Seahawks victory by a big score due to the unseen inequities in the matchup. Football Outsiders saw the edge for the Seahawks and so did I. But this year, FO has these opponents at a dead heat (weighted DVOA is Pats 39.8%, Seattle 38.8%, insignificant statistically). Check out this article for the best breakdown I’ve seen so far:


I agree with the advanced stats guys again: this game is really close. Both teams have shut down, awesome secondaries. Both teams have underwhelming possession and short to medium route running receivers that basically make those secondaries loss their normal impact. Simmons said it in his column that both teams have been built to stop the new age crazy strong passing attacks. In some ways, it worked because both teams defeated those kinds of teams to get here. But, they end up staring at mirrors of each other in that area.

Both teams have underwhelming offensive lines. However, the Pats barely have a pass rush. Seattle does have a decent one, but it is inferior to last year’s version, especially in the middle of the line. The Pats will also use multiple TE sets and 6 OL at times to diffuse that issue.

The Pats have the biggest mismatch at TE in the league. While the Seahawks do have only the 18th best defense on TEs, it is in the top 10 when Chancellor/Thomas/Wagner are all on the field. They will be on SBS and Seattle is literally the only team I am convinced COULD stop Gronk completely without sacrificing a major other part of their defense. They may still fall to that matchup, but they CAN make a good attempt at trying to negate that advantage.

The Lynch matchup is interesting. The Pats are the 28th best team at stopping teams in the backfield. They literally don’t try to do that. However, they are the 7th best at stopping backs once they cross the line of scrimmage. They basically say, “here, go ahead and get three yards. We will let you do that as many times as you want. Eventually you will screw up, fall, hit a blocker, pick the wrong hole. We will bring 4 guys to tackle you and ensure you will never get a 40 yard TD”. And that system works for the most part. Even bad games against Ivory and Forsett this season was them getting small chunks at or under 10 yards, not more. I think they do the same with Lynch. They won’t miss tackles on him in the backfield because they will make him get through 3 guys 3 yards into the play. He probably has a solid game but I don’t think the Pats let him kill them.

I see three areas that make me feel good about the Pats overall and it swung my prediction:

1. 6.1% special teams DVOA versus -2.4% for Seattle. I think a special teams moment is happening somewhere here for the Pats. Edelman punt return, something.

2. Seattle hasn’t played a truly good and healthy QB in months. They lost to Romo and Austin Davis (that happened) and then beat Cam, Carr, Eli, lost to Alex Smith, beat Drew Stanton, Kaep twice, Mark Sanchez, Ryan Lindley, Shaun Hill, Cam again, and an injured Aaron Rodgers. We might be reminded of this lack of true test for Seattle Sunday because the Pats have Tom Freaking Brady.

3. I always believe in Belichick after two weeks to prepare. Didn’t help in the last two Super Bowls, but 11-3 in the regular season after byes and 11-3 for two week layoffs in the playoffs (counting first round byes and SB prep weeks) is an absurd 22-6 record when this team is given two weeks rest/prep.

Oh, and I want to factor in that the Seahawks have three banged up secondary players (Kam tweaked a knee at the end of Friday’s practice).

I can’t get the picture of Roger Goodell having to hand the trophy over to Kraft out of my head. That would be too great to not have happen at this point. So come on Pats, make that moment happen.

Record last week:
Straight Up: 2-0
By Spread: 2-0

Record this year:
Straight Up: 137-75
By Spread: 111-99

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 802-430
By Spread: 649-569

Saturday, January 17, 2015

NFL 2014 Week 20 Predictions: Championship Round

Week 20 Predictions: Championship Round
Packers +7.5 over Seahawks, 24-30
-If this goes near 6 or 5.5, jump on Seattle. 7.5 points is just disrespectful. I love Aaron Rodgers, best player in football this side of JJ Watt. But Seattle is on another level and wins this game outright. Wilson continues his unreal run and Seattle physically beats the hell out of Green Bay on both sides of the ball.

Pats -7 over Colts, 38-24
-Luck is great, but it isn’t time yet. He has progressed from the WC round to the divisional round to the championship round over the last three years. It stops here, on schedule. The Pats know this formula, and unlike the Broncos can execute it: run it and kill them with TEs in the middle of the field. The RBs for the Pats will get the carries they need (why Denver didn’t give CJ thirty carries I don’t know), and Gronk is healthy while Julius Thomas was not.


Record last week:
Straight Up: 4-0
By Spread: 2-2

Record this year:
Straight Up: 135-75
By Spread: 109-99

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 800-430
By Spread: 647-569



Wednesday, December 24, 2014

NFL 2014 Week 17 Predictions

Week 17 Predictions
Ravens -9.5 over Browns, 20-10
-Browns are falling apart and the Ravens need this.

Jags +9.5 over Texans, 10-19
-Texans are still alive so they pull this through. But that is too many points to give.

Chargers +2.5 over Chiefs, 24-13
-The Chiefs having this whole “WRs not scoring TDs” thing is going to bite them.

Fins -5.5 over Jets, 20-10
-Bye Rex.

Bears +6.5 over Vikings, 20-23
-I mean, it’d be exciting to get Matt Forte 100 catches?

Pats -5 over Bills, 28-17
-Even with some starters not playing and without much to play for, Pats still win this one to stay sharp with a two week layoff upcoming.

Saints -4 over Bucs, 27-16
-Who knows anymore with the Saints? Well, we know the Bucs want that first pick. #MarcusMariota

Colts -7 over Titans, 30-10
-Titans are in “just lose baby” mode. Colts need to get it right before the post season, and they do so here.

Cowboys -6.5 over Ethnic Slurs, 24-13
-In past years, the Cowboys lose this game. But this year, they seem to have the formula down.

Falcons -4 over Panthers, 24-19
-Panthers just don’t have enough on offense in this winner take all game. The Falcons biggest weakness in pass defense is something the Panthers will struggle to take advantage of.

Packers -7.5 over Lions, 34-20
-No Raiola, and Detroit’s offense isn’t exactly humming right now. You have to assume the Packers will claim this division.

Raiders +14.5 over Broncos, 20-24
-Just a feeling a cover may be in order. The Raiders are showing they will be a competent team next year. Sparano deserves legit consideration

Cards +6 over 49ers, 21-20
-Too many points when one team needs it and the other is done. Jim may be gone by Monday.

Seahawks -12.5 over Rams, 27-10
-Seahawks will cream them and claim the overall seed. NFC playoffs go through Seattle.

Bengals +3.5 over Steelers, 21-20
-Too many points in such an important game. The Bengals can still get a first round bye if something crazy happens with the Broncos.


Record last week:
Straight Up: 6-7
By Spread:  6-7

Record this year:
Straight Up: 119-68
By Spread: 94-91

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 786-423
By Spread: 632-561



Friday, September 19, 2014

NFL 2014 Week 3 Predictions

Week 3 Predictions
Falcons -6.5 over Bucs, 30-17
-Even with Roddy out, this should be an easy win.

Chargers +2.5 over Bills, 27-19
-I neither fully understand nor believe in the Bills so far. I’ll take Rivers over Manuel.

Ravens -1.5 over Browns, 20-17
-Browns have worked really hard so far, but they don’t have enough here. Ravens might be a solid little team. That close loss to the Bengals looks much better in retrospect because the Bengals may be awesome.

Bengals -7 over Titans, 23-14
-Titans’ offense looked like a mess last week. The Bengals might be the best team in the league in the trenches.

Packers +2.5 over Lions, 37-34
-I have a rule. If the Packers are decent, have Aaron Rodgers, and they are getting points, you take it.

Colts -7 over Jags, 27-13
-Luck isn’t going 0-3, and he really isn’t going 0-3 versus the Jags.

Pats -14 over Raiders, 37-20
-Love Derek Carr, but I’m not stupid. This is probably another good game for special teams/defense/intangibles for the Pats. I like this team. It reminds me of the 2003-2004 Pats’ teams, with a well rounded roster.

Saints -10 over Vikings, 40-16
-I’m legitimately excited. Saints are going to EXPLODE.

Texans -2 over Giants, 19-16
-Not a vote of confidence in the Texans. I just dislike the Giants this much.

Eagles -6.5 over Ethnic Slurs, 30-20
-I like you Kirk, but not this much. The Eagles’ offense is too good.

Cards +3 over 49ers, 20-18
-I mean, maybe? I don’t trust Kaep and continue to love the Cards for some reason.

Fins -4 over Chiefs, 24-17
-Chiefs weren’t that good and are now hurt. Tannehill plays really well here.

Panthers -3 over Steelers, 20-10
-I still don’t believe in the Panthers and won’t even after they stomp all over Pittsburgh.

Seahawks -5 over Broncos, 31-13
-This happened recently, right? It worked out for me then. The Broncos had a decent chance at this….but then the Seahawks lost last week. It is in Seattle, and the Broncos look human so far.

Bears +3.5 over Jets, 20-19
-I am not convinced the Jets should be giving points to anyone right now. Cutler should light them up.


Record last week:
Straight Up: 7-6
By Spread: 3-10

Record this year:
Straight Up: 14-11
By Spread: 10-15

Record last year:
Straight Up: 125-72
By Spread: 101-97

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 678-366
By Spread: 548-485


Wednesday, September 3, 2014

2014 NFL Season Preview

2014 NFL Playoff Predictions and Awards

AFC East – Patriots
-Boring I know, but this team is loaded, only the Dolphins are really threatening, and the schedule seemingly has broken nicely for the Pats. 12-13 wins easy, and the top seed in the AFC.

AFC North – Bengals
-Dominant lines, explosive playmakers, and troublesome issues for each of the division mates.

AFC South – Colts
-Luck. Locker. Fitzpatrick. Bortles. Let’s move along.

AFC West – Broncos
-Boring like the Pats, but makes the most sense. 11 wins easy. The West will better than people think so.

Wild Cards: Dolphins and Chargers
-Tannehill takes a step forward, and the Chargers remain offensively efficient while improving the pass defense.

AFC Championship – Patriots over Colts


NFC East – Eagles
-The Eagles are the most complete team. The Giants have little talent, the Ethnic Slurs have a bad defense, and the Cowboys are the Cowboys and destined to be 8-8.

NFC North – Packers
-This is a loaded division; the Packers still have Aaron Rodgers. They dominate the divisional matchups and maximize their most balanced offense in years.

NFC South – Saints
-I love this Saints team. They have a much better defense than they have had in past years, and Cooks evens out the offense. They get 13 wins and the top overall seed.

NFC West – Seahawks
-Tough break for the 49ers again, but Seattle gets

Wild Cards: Lions and Bears
-Both good teams, both would win just about any other division but are stuck with the Packers.

NFC Championship – Saints over Packers
-Quite a shootout, but the Saints have more balance and home field matters here.


Superbowl: Saints over Patriots
-I want to pick the Pats because of their improvements on defense, but the Saints have the look to me.



Awards
MVP: Aaron Rodgers
-He is the best player, and will have the best statistical season efficiency wise. Manning will regress, and Brees/Brady have their most talented defenses in years so won’t press as much.

OPY: Drew Brees
-6000 yards and 60 Touchdowns is in play. You heard me.

DPY: Luke Kuechly
-He is a machine.

ORY: Brandin Cook
-He is going to have a crazy weird statline. I think 60 catches for 1150 yards and 10 TDs is in play.

DRY: Jadeveon Clowney
-What a monster. And he is getting single teamed because of Watt!

COY: Sean Payton
-General Saints dominance.



Friday, January 31, 2014

NFL 2013 Week 21 Predictions: Super Bowl Sunday

Seahawks +3 over Broncos, 37-14
-The Broncos are wearing orange for the Super Bowl. They are 0-3 in Super Bowls in that outfit. The Seahawks are 2-0 this year in their white top, navy blue bottom road outfits, both times winning by 23 points exactly.

So, obviously the 'Hawks are winning by 23 points, and all is right with the world. Okay, so it will probably be more complicated by that.

Here is the deal: the best comp to this game is the 2002-2003 title game. Defensive monsters Tampa Bay plays Rich Gannon’s cerebral offense and Oakland. Tampa had a really athletic, creatively schemed defense. Rich Gannon was an aging quarterback, considered an offensive genius. He had some limited physical abilities, but overall used his mind and knowledge of schemes to great effect. Denver's receivers are really young while Oakland's were really seasoned, but overall the comparison works. And of course, Tampa Bay romped that Super Bowl with numerous picks and generally causing mayhem with Gannon's timing and productivity. 

Here’s a great stat: there have been 7 teams to set the record for most points in season. All 7 failed to win the title. 2007 Patriots, 1998 Vikings, so many other high scoring teams. Perhaps it is because those teams play 3 games in 5 weeks before the big game and get out of rhythm. Maybe other teams figure out how to better scheme for them. Maybe it is just hard to maintain that pace.

The best player on the field is Manning, it is pretty hard to debate that. The next best 6 players are from Seattle. Sherman, Earl Thomas, Lynch, Bennett, Chancellor, Wilson. Seattle is stacked on each line. They are healthy, getting their only injured player (Harvin) back, reinforcing their only true weakness, WR. WR is the only place Seattle is completely outclassed by Denver, and defending WRs is coincidentally Seattle’s specialty.

Denver takes advantage of matchups. D. Thomas is an athletic freak, but Sherman can stay with him. Decker takes advantage of unorganized second CBs or FSs, but Seattle will stay disciplined with him. Welker won’t find any friendly lanes inside, and the corners and safeties can get to him outside on those rub routes. Julius Thomas kills many matchups like Gronk and Graham do, but we’ve already seen what Seattle does to athletic TEs. Jimmy Graham was barely existent in the SEA-NO game. Both safeties and most of their LBs can detach into coverage and take Julius out of play. Seattle is about to make Denver’s advantage to being a normal matchup at most. And if Seattle has to win this game by stopping Knowshon Moreno, it will take that path willingly.

Denver’s only real major advantage besides QB seems to be on the interior of the defensive line. They match up well against Seattle’s interior line and Knighton should dominate there. But otherwise, the matchups predict a draw or Seattle victory.

The weather either doesn’t affect the game at all, or favors Seattle. There isn’t really a scenario where Denver benefits from the conditions unless it was 70 and sunny with no wind. Believe me, I lived in New York City for 4 years: it won't be 70 and sunny with no wind in February. 

Seattle’s DVOA is so far and away superior to Denver’s, it really puts this game into context. Seattle’s total was 40.1% to Denver’s 32.8%. Denver wins on offense 33.7%to 9.4%, but gets creamed on Defense and Special Teams (25.8% to .2% and 4.8% to -1.1%). And Denver’s special teams regresses some from its already negative value because Prater’s advantage home/road disappears here.

So really, considering the injuries on the Denver O-Line and their shoddy secondary (especially with Harvin returning), and the Seattle advantage on Special Teams, I expect this to be a rout. The 3 points is a free play, and really the +125/+130 is a gift. 


Record last week:
Straight Up: 1-1
By Spread: 1-1

Record this year:
Straight Up: 124-72
By Spread: 100-97

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 663-355
By Spread: 537-470



Friday, January 10, 2014

NFL 2013 Week 19 Predictions: Divisional Round

Saints +8 over Seahawks, 20-24
-Too many points, but a probable Seahawks victory. They did this dance last month, and this isn’t one of those games where the Saints learn from the first and do it differently. They just got dominated. And probably will be again, but have a slightly closer result. The rain keeps the scoring down a bit.

Colts +7.5 over Patriots, 24-31
-This is just way too many points. Trying to overcome my regional bias, I have a sneaking suspicion that the Colts win this game. But definitely, I am taking the 7.5. The Pats’ argument is constructed of the fact that they are 6-1 coming off the bye at home, and the only loss was to that wonky 2009 Jets team. The Colts will not be playing that style, and Belichick can scheme around even the Colts’ explosiveness. Though, Adam Vin is involved and that makes me really nervous.

49ers pk over Panthers, 16-13
-The 49ers were the original. The Panthers are a new fangled remix. Sometimes that’s good. But this is more of a Jordan-Kobe relationship. And while Kobe’s good, he ain’t Jordan. Kobe could get him sometimes in 1:1, but I think the Niners still get this one.

Chargers +10 over Broncos, 24-23
-I just…I don’t know…I want it to be…the time of possession stat….wind…Manning is under .500 in the playoffs….someone is getting upset this weekend….I don’t even know anymore.


Record last week:
Straight Up: 2-2
By Spread: 1-3

Record this year:
Straight Up: 120-70
By Spread: 97-95

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 659-353
By Spread: 534-468


Friday, December 6, 2013

NFL 2013 Week 14 Predictions

Bills +3 over Bucs, 19-17
-Two bad teams with potential, so a FG seems right. That’s one road FG underdog I am taking this week….

Pats -11 over Browns, 30-16
-Who’s playing QB for the Browns? And at home too?

Lions +3.5 over Eagles, 27-24
-I truly believe the Lions are better. And odds are sooner or later Foles throws that first pick (that isn’t called back on a stupid penalty). This is the second time I am taking a FG underdog on the road.

Colts +6.5 over Bengals, 20-22
-Just too many points for an Andrew Luck team.

Chiefs -3 over Ethnic Slurs, 21-17
-As Bill Simmons pointed out in his Cousin Sal podcast, the Chiefs’ winning this week means that they clinch the 5 seed and can rest the remaining part of the regular season. Weird.

Dolphins +3.5 over Steelers, 21-20
-Third time here I am taking the FG over a home team, but in close games what choice do I have?

Ravens -7 over Vikings, 20-12
-Vikings should be ashamed of themselves, going 1-0-1 the last few weeks. They will start to lose soon, as they should.
-Strategic Eliminator Pick

Raiders +3 over Jets, 17-3
-Make that four times….

Broncos -11.5 over Titans, 31-14
-Don’t like it, but I am taking the layup.
-Best Eliminator Pick

Giants +3 over Chargers, 27-26
-Make that five times….

Seahawks +2.5 over Niners, 16-13
-Make that six times…..Seattle is just better

Rams +6 over Cards, 13-17
-Reports of Palmer possibly not playing are making me nervous.


Record last week:
Straight Up: 10-2
By Spread: 7-5

Record this year:
Straight Up: 89-51
By Spread: 75-66

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 628-334
By Spread: 512-439




Tuesday, November 26, 2013

NFL 2013 Week 13 Predictions

Lions -6 over Packers, 31-20
-SO excited this is under 7. Megatron is going to put up NUMBERS here.

Cowboys -9 over Raiders, 30-13
-Raiders are not very good, and the Cowboys are finally on the right track here.

Chiefs +6.5 over Broncos, 27-26
-Taking the points. I think the Chiefs have learned from some hurdles the last two weeks, while the Broncos just are falling back to normality.

Colts -4 over Titans, 24-16
-This will be the last week I keep the faith in Luck. I won’t go against him the rest of the year if this goes badly, but I won’t be on the train either.

Bucs +9.5 over Panthers, 20-24
-Purely a cover situation, both teams are now actually playing decently.

Cardinals +3.5 over Eagles, 21-20
-Carson Palmer is like an untrustworthy exGF. It is a bad idea to trust them again, you wince, you try not to, and somehow you decide to do it again. Carson…this is your last chance. Don’t betray my trust.

Dolphins +1.5 over Jets, 24-12
-I trust Tannehill. I don’t trust Geno. I trust Rex not to smartly play Simms over Geno. Questions?

49ers -7.5 over Rams, 24-6
-I don’t like the Niners. But I REALLY don’t like the Cunningham/Klemens-led Rams here.
-Best Eliminator Pick

Pats -8 over Texans, 38-17
-I am SO excited. Can someone say “tease with the Lions/Packers game”?
-Strategic Eliminator Pick

Bengals +2.5 over Chargers, 31-23
-Bengals should light up that horrid defense, right?

Giants -1 over Ethnic Slurs, 24-16
-Oh, YEAH!

Saints +6.5 over Seahawks, 30-31
-Just cover. And the Seahawks have kept losing cornerbacks like crazy. Don’t be surprised if the Saints just pull this out. Still, I wouldn’t go out on a limb against the Seahawks at home.


Record last week:
Straight Up: 4-5
By Spread: 6-4

Record this year:
Straight Up: 79-49
By Spread: 68-61

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 618-332
By Spread: 505-434



Friday, November 15, 2013

NFL 2013 Week 11 Predictions

Eagles -4 over Ethnic Slurs, 27-21
-Foles and Desean Jackson are awesome plays here in weekly leagues.

Cards -9.5 over Jags, 24-13
-Is it safe to guarantee a defensive touchdown? Well, I’m doing it anyways.

Bengals -6 over Browns, 20-10
-Bengals are limping but still a decent team. I think.

Lions -1 over Steelers, 35-14
Hasn’t happened since 1955, but it is happening this year. Lions win in the Steel City. Megatron goes OFF.
-Strategic Eliminator Pick.

Chargers -1 over Dolphins, 27-20
-Chargers are the better team. Also, they haven’t recently lost two linemen to bullying issues.

Giants -4.5 over Packers, 24-14
-Weird. But I guess this is where I am going?

Seahawks -12 over Vikings, 30-9
-Struggling to see any scenario where the Vikings can win. Or come close. Or should even show up.
-Best Eliminator Pick.

Saints -3.5 over 49ers, 31-16
-Saints aren’t losing this game at home. And 49ers aren’t that great. And Brees has a monstrous day.

Chiefs +9.5 over Broncos, 27-24
-Chiefs are ready to go, they have all these exciting plays ready to go that they’ve been hoarding, and they are going to throw everything in the world at Peyton’s knees/ankles.

Patriots +1.5 over Panthers, 24-16
-Pats will struggle to get 24, but that 24 will be more than the Panthers can muster. Plus the Panthers get the “week after someone plays the Seahawks or Niners they are too beat up to compete physically” after effect.



Record last week:
Straight Up: 5-4
By Spread: 6-3

Record this year: 
Straight Up: 69-40
By Spread: 57-52


Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 608-323
By Spread: 494-425



Friday, October 18, 2013

NFL 2013 Week 7 Predictions

Falcons -6.5 over Bucs, 20-12
-It’s not about Julio and Roddy. It’s about Glennon and Schiano.

Bengals +3.5 over Lions, 24-23
-Just a matchup thing. The Bengals do great against pass offenses.

Fins -7.5 over Bills, 24-13
-Tighter if it is Thad Lewis. A romp if it is Matt Flynn.
-Best Eliminator Pick

Pats -4 over Jets, 38-13
-I feel it coming. It is almost there!

Jags +7.5 over Chargers, 20-19
-Who is feeling a standard Norv Turner letdown? Wait, he got fired? That’s embarrassing. Um, who is feeling a feisty Jags team that is firing the ball downfield each play and is playing a West Coast team going East on a short week?!

Bears -1 over Ethnic Slurs, 27-17
-I’m literally unable to hold in my excitement about Brandon Marshall’s fantasy day. I am sitting here quivering and whooped aloud twice while typing this.

Packers -9.5 over Browns, 24-13
-Look up what happened last year when the Packers were without their two best WRs…yeah, Rodgers did just fine. He’s, as Nate Ravitz this week on the Fantasy Focus Football called him, Aaron Flippin’ Rodgers. Against Brandon Weeden. And THERE'S Norv Turner. He was hiding on me for a minute. 

Chiefs -6.5 over Texans, 20-6
-Case Keenum anyone?
-Strategic Eliminator Pick

Colts +7.5 over Broncos, 31-30
-I just…I don’t….leave me alone. I love Andrew Luck. Jim Irsay tackles Manning on the field. Reggie Wayne catches 17 balls. Unicorns.

Vikings +3.5 over Giant¸23-14
-JASSSSSHHHHH FREEMANNNNN everyone!



Record last week:
Straight Up: 8-2
By Spread: 5-5

Record this year: 
Straight Up: 44-25
By Spread: 38-31


Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 578-304
By Spread: 481-407