Saturday, November 28, 2015

2015 NFL Week 12 Predictions

Week 12 Predictions
Chiefs -5.5 over Bills
-Chiefs need it, and the Bills are falling out of it. The Bills have health issues on the DLine too.

Fins +4 over Jets, MIA SU
-Jets are hurting right now, and reeling. Fins last stand.

Vikings +2.5 over Falcons, MIN SU
-Falcons shouldn’t be laying points to anyone right now.

Texans -3 over Saints
-The Texans remain feisty, and more importantly, in the playoff race. Good luck Saints, the defense can’t be WORSE.

Giants -2.5 over Ethnic Slurs
-Giants can almost sow up a division title with a win here, which is crazy.

Raiders -1 over Titans
-Carr over Mariota. Marcus, almost.

Jags -5.5 over Chargers
-Phil Rivers is healthy and I’m laying 5.5 with the Jags…wow I wish you could tell people in August this would be a thing.

Rams +9.5 over Bengals, CIN SU
-Too many points.

Bucs +3.5 over Colts, IND SU
-Too many points with how well the Bucs are playing right now.

Cards -10.5 over Niners
-People realize this Cards team is better than the Seahawks team right? Then why was the line 14 for that game…?

Seahawks -3.5 over Steelers
-Tough game, but the Steelers are going to fall to exactly this type of team: tough and physically dominant.

Pats -2.5 over Broncos
-Belichick over rookie/young QB not even giving a full FG? Yeah, I’ll get all over that, even with all the WRs and OLinemen out for NE right now.

I’m not picking that mess of a Monday Night Football game. Can’t make me do it.


Record last week:
Straight Up: 6-6
By Spread: 4-7

Record this year:
Straight Up: 88-56
By Spread: 78-65


Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 891-486
By Spread: 728-636

Friday, November 20, 2015

2015 NFL Week 11 Predictions

Week 11 Predictions
Fins +1 over Cowboys
-Romo will more than likely be a little rusty.

Bears +1 over Broncos
-Can the Chiefs win this division? Let’s find out! Gase and Fox know Brock O and with Peyton MIA, things may be weird for Denver.

Packers -1 over Vikings
-Um….relax?

Falcons -5 over Colts
-It isn’t a game in the AFC South, so I’m assuming the Luck-less Colts won’t be able to win it.

Raiders +1 over Lions
-Am I missing something here? I love this game for the Raiders.

Rams +3 over Ravens, STL SU
-The Ravens season is done.

Bucs +5.5 over Eagles, PHI SU
-Very timidly.

Ethnic Slurs +7.5 over Panthers, CAR SU
-Too many points.

Cards -5 over Bengals
-Carson Palmer revenge game, and the Bengals got exposed a little bit.

Seahawks -13 over Niners
-I am SO excited to see Blaine Gabbert throw pick sixes.

Chiefs -3 over Chargers
-The Chargers are just so beat up right now.

Pats -7.5 over Bills
-Tough line but it is Tyrod Taylor we are talking about.

Record last week:
Straight Up: 5-6
By Spread: 4-7

Record this year:
Straight Up: 82-50
By Spread: 74-58


Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 885-480
By Spread: 724-629

Sunday, November 15, 2015

2015 NFL Week 10 Predictions

Week 10 Predictions
Panthers -4 over Titans
-For my friend Ethan, I am going to keep pounding these lines and hope this WR-less team keeps covering.

Rams -7 over Bears
-Bears are better than you think, but the Rams defense is going to eviscerate the Bears offensive line. I am awaiting the weekly Jay Cutler point of contact interception.

Browns +6.5 over Steelers, PIT SU
-No idea about the QB situation in Pittsburgh, and I’m just taking the points.

Packers -10.5 over Lions
-I got this Aaron: “RELAX”.

Jags +4.5 over Ravens, JAX SU
-I love this Jags team a little too much. The Ravens just might be done for the year.

Saints +1 over Ethnic Slurs
-Might be a mini shootout, but the Saints can run and the DC Grudens can’t do that very well right now.

Raiders -3 over Vikings
-A rising young team that can throw the ball against a rising young team that can run the ball. It’s 2015.

Chiefs +4.5 over Broncos, DEN SU
-Too many points. I have no idea if I am on tilt versus Denver at this point to be completely honest.

Pats -7.5 over Giants
-This game makes me a little nervous but I’m still not betting against Brady until further notice.

Cards +3 over Seahawks, ARI SU
-No respect for my Cardinals. This is a better team than Seattle, and Arizona can essentially eliminate Seattle with a win here.

Bengals -11 over Texans
-Andy Dalton! Prime Time! Going to be 2-0 this year! This game makes me nervous, but it’s a top 5 team against a bottom 5 team. Top 5 team is at home. I mean…


Record last week:
Straight Up: 5-8
By Spread: 8-5

Record this year:
Straight Up: 77-44
By Spread: 70-51


Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 880-474
By Spread: 720-622

Saturday, November 7, 2015

2015 NFL Week 9 Predictions


Week 9 Predictions
Bengals -11.5 over Browns
-Manziel in primetime? I love these Bengals.

Packers -2.5 over Panthers
-The Packers get right as the Panthers finally feel the lack of quality wide receiver options.

Jags +8 over Jets, JAX SU
-The Jets are coming back to earth, and Fitzmagick is hurt right now. I kind of like this Jags team.

Fins +2.5 over Bills, MIA SU
-Buffalo is reeling, I’ll take the fish to get back to it and play very well on defense.

Raiders +4.5 over Steelers, OAK SU
-Too many injuries for Pittsburgh, and I love the Oakland WRs here.

Rams +1 over Vikings
-The Rams are going to out-physical the Vikings on both lines. Gurley proves he’s the best back in the league…playing directly opposite Peterson.

Saints -7.5 over Titans
-If Mariota plays I’d pause a little, but the Saints are coming and the Titans can’t stop the run.

Pats -14 over Ethnic Slurs
-Big spread, and I’ll stay away, but this seems like a 34-13 special to me.

Falcons -7.5 over 49ers
-Blaine Gabbert everyone! Falcons are coming at some point, might as well be here.

Giants -2.5 over Bucs
-Is this Giants team good? I still just don’t trust Jameis Winston.

Colts +5 over Broncos, DEN SU
-The Colts play these Broncos well, and something has to give at some point. The Colts can’t be this bad and the Broncos can’t be this good.

Eagles -3 over Cowboys
-I guess? Cowboys are still starting Cassel so…

Bears +4.5 over Chargers, CHI SU
-I like these Chargers, but the Bears have been sneaky competent and the Chargers are the walking dead of the NFL right now.

Record last week:
Straight Up: 8-4
By Spread: 8-4

Record this year:
Straight Up: 72-36
By Spread: 62-46


Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 875-466
By Spread: 712-617