2017 NFL Week 14 Predictions

Week 14 Predictions

Saints +1 over Falcons, 27-23

-Am I confused or missing something? How are the Saints not favorites by at least 3? I know the Falcons are at home, but the Saints are trending some positively and the Falcons are treading water at minimum. This is also such an awesome Thursday night game to start the fantasy playoffs, good job schedule-makers.

Bills pk over Colts, 20-10

-Bills are still a better team than this group that quit weeks ago.

Bengals -6 over Bears, 17-10

-Bengals, you hurt my feelings by not winning last when you had the chance. And for contributing to a gladiatorial version of a football game that singlehandedly reminded people

Packers -3 over Browns, 20-12

-Bill Belichick could coach for 52 more years at 0-16 and still have a higher winning percentage than Hue. Fun fact.

Raiders +4.5 over Chiefs, 20-19

-There is no way I can take the Chiefs, not with how they are trending. Since the Raiders game, really…

Cowboys -4.5 over Giants, 24-10

-I have to, just makes too much sense.

Lions -1 over Bucs, 24-22

-Just don’t trust Jameis. Hopefully Stafford is a bit healthier than last week.

Vikings -2.5 over Panthers, 24-20

-Vikings showing how much strong schemes, lines, and coaching can overcome injuries and changes at skill positions and QB. Panthers are…not showing that at all.

49ers +3.5 over Texans, 21-13

-Jimmy G! Texans in free fall.

Jags -3 over Seahawks, 20-13

-Okay Seattle. If you can win this on the road on a shorter week and with your injuries, I’m in. For now, I am staying with Bortles. Wait, what?

Jets -1 over Broncos, 20-8

-I am stunned I am saying this, but clearly, this Jets team is MILES better than their opponent this week. I need to go bathe now.

Titans -3 over Cards, 20-16

-Titans aren’t that much better, but they need it and the Cards are done.

Chargers -6 over Ethnic Slurs, 26-19

-Chargers keep rolling on a good schedule. Question for a friend…will Jordan Reed be healthy ever again?

Eagles +2 over Rams, 28-26

-Just seems like a bounce back week for the Eagles. Let’s not forget how good they have been: Teams as good as them have gone to Seattle and lost as well.

Ravens +5.5 over Steelers, 16-17

-Injuries adding up for the Steelers, and their win streak has been built on tenuous contests. It has to come due at some point.

Patriots -11 over Fins, 30-13

-Fins will likely put up a fight, but Pats are in cruise control now. Big Cooks day coming.

Record last week:

Straight Up: 12-3

By Spread: 12-3

Record this year:

Straight Up: 118-67

By Spread: 95-88

Lifetime record:
Straight Up: 1215-676
By Spread: 999-876